Controversial

 

I came out of Asda yesterday and this police vehicle was parked next to me, so close that I couldn't get in. I saw him coming out of the store but I took the picture anyway (I figured it wasn't illegal). He asked me if I wanted a picture from the back too. I ignored this and just told him I'd wait. He then said that had I parked straight I'd have been ok. I wanted to swear but I figured that would be illegal so I simply stated that I was within the white lines. The reason I'm so annoyed is that I'd parked next to a car (carpark was busy) - I was straight and in the middle of the lines however I felt I was too close to the next car and the drivers door. So out of simple courtesy I moved over nearer to the line. Yes I was a little wonky but the main reason was that I wasn't central. I wouldn't, if I can help it, deliberately park so close to another driver that they struggle to get in the car, or bash their door into mine. I just felt the copper was rude. I'm sure some of you will side with him, and that's ok. I just think he was rude and obnoxious 🖕

Having been away from home so long I had an awful lot of washing. I was at the very bottom of my knicker drawer! I found two pairs of tiny things (not small in size but small in design) that missed the knicker cull of a few weeks ago. They went straight in the bin! I mean they fit me but just aren't comfortable anymore - they cover not much and roll down over my fat tummy, and sit in my caesarean scar. This left me with one clean pair of pants! And yes these things were PANTS not knickers. Knickers is a delicate word and they weren't delicate. And they were bright yellow! I have no idea why I have yellow pants but hey, they fit (just!) And kept my bum and tum warm ish. They have since been disposed of though.

If all this wasn't enough I had coffee with my imaginary friend. I suggested Simpsons because I wanted to see my ex colleagues and it had been too long. I was missing the place but was nervous to go back, I didn't know how I'd feel. Shouldn't have worried it was lovely. I got a coffee (aka decaf white chocolate mocha) and waited, and waited. (I'm pretty sure they thought I was kidding when I said I was meeting a friend). I thought I'd left my phone in the car so I just guessed she was running late. Eventually I left, hopefully to see a message on my phone. Blinking phone wasn't there - it was in my kitchen. Liz had sent me a message - she was in a coffee shop in Peterhead - also called Simpsons! D'oh! So if I was daft she was daft too. Although I was the only daft one to forget my phone.

I have a lovely decorated and furnished room. I have even managed Xmas decs (see pics below) but I've not done my wall pictures yet. I want to spray paint all the frames but I've been too busy shopping. I've spent a small fortune but that's all my Christmas shopping nearly done. I'm doing well this year! Whoop whoop. 

Scientists say that the world is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons, but they forgot about morons.