Where's Wally/Gilly?

 

Don't worry I'm not going to show off about my brilliant holiday! 

Normality as always - 

One night it had rained and the ground was still wet in the morning. Stepping into the marble floor from outside, in my wet flip flops, and my legs went akimbo! I was like a new born calf, all over the place trying not to fall. I didn't, thanks to Ellie's arm.

The next day I tripped on a paving slab going to yoga (yes I went to yoga, nearly every day) and I went down head first. Very embarrassing. I have a sore toe, elbow and thumb! 

I nipped into the toilets next to the pool. I put my mobile phone onto the bin lid for me to pee. No sooner had I sat down when the phone slid into the bin! It was a flip top bin wasn't it! I had to delve in to retrieve it. Worth mentioning at this point that in Turkey you shouldn't put toilet paper into the toilet, you need to put it in the bin! 

The daftest thing? One morning after breakfast heading back to our room Ellie veered off to the bar. I just carried on as we had as key each. I got to the room and my electronic key card wouldn't work. I checked the door, O106, yep that was our room. I waited for Ellie a bit but I was desperate for a wee. And I know these cards can be tempremental so I thought I might try to ask a cleaner to let me in. In fact I'll let Ellie tell the story (in a conversation on what's app with her dad)....

Ellie - So we left breakfast this morning and to get back to our room you have to go through a bar. Which I stopped at to get a pineapple juice as I didn't have one with breakfast and mum keeps going. Fine, she must need a wee and we have two keys 👍 I get back to room and she isn't there, oops maybe she did wait for me but she will soon realise that I've come up. She finally comes in and goes guess where I've been? Clue : my key didn't work. Oh that's weird mum my key did. Yeah she goes I was waiting for you. Waiting for my where? Outside someone's else's room 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 no wonder the key didn't work. The best bit is she nearly asked a cleaner to let her in 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

Mark - Oh that would have been funny.... How long until the penny dropped? I'm betting after she's had a wee

Ellie - Yeah I said she would use someone else's toothbrush 🤣 imagine someone had been in bed!

Yeah, so anyway our room number is O206 - I was on the wrong floor. Oh my oh my.

Ironing boards are surfboards that gave up their dreams and got a boring job. Don’t be an ironing board.

This week's job spot is our lovely Ukrainian yoga teacher at the resort.

Title - sport instructor

What I do - instruct yoga, stretch class, aqua aerobics and Pilates to hotel guests

Best bit - yoga.

Worst bit - stretch is boring.

Something surprising - I have to sometimes speak in 3 or 4 languages in one class.

Funny - when I get my words wrong. Instead of saying listen to the birds I say listen to your muscles.