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I thought I'd share my Google history with you this week. You might be surprised, or you might not. I am truly not trying to bore you. Obviously. I've already had one abort ship this week - no more please. (If my blog is not satisfying you please get in touch and tell me why, I'm thick skinned. This is a complete lie, my skin is as thick as a cherry tomato.)

What does an itchy left foot mean? - so I was going along the lines that an itchy right palm means you're coming into money (left palm means losing money). I believe the foot means you're going on a journey. This could be true... See below.

The Black Cock - this is not what you think! An ex colleague of hubby has bought a pub of this name near Hexham (where I was born) so I wanted to see what it was like. You naughty people! 

What softens a dog's stools? - as Libby's tumour grows her bum hole gets smaller so she needs nice soft poos. So apparently cows milk and olive oil can help. We've given her some cows milk and so far ok. Next we'll try a little oil. Bless her

Decorators floor protection - I have decided I want to paint the living room. We just got a new sofa and carpet about 18 months ago. Why on earth did I decide not to re-decorate then, before a brand new carpet was lain?? I like to do things the hard way obviously! I've bought the most delicious wallpaper for one walls. I am so excited!

Drinks tray and ottoman - this is actually a thing and there are lots of pictures online. I bought the gorgeous tray (shown in pic) the other day with the money my mum gave me for my birthday. I want an ottoman/large stool for in front of the sofa (when my room is decorated) with the tray on it. Maybe with a candle or flowers or a book on the tray. I knew hubby would think I was crazy so the Google search was to prove it really is a thing to have. I'm all for the latest fashions you know. 

How far is the bottom of Mount Keen to the summit? - a friend has invited me to hike this mountain tomorrow. She's picking me up at 6.30am! (That's in the morning by the way. Like, really early in the morning!) Heaven help me. I'm all prepared - hiking sticks, water proof, sweater, sun protection, banana, lots of water and Kendal Mint Cake (yes I really do have Kendal Mint Cake! I am a professional.) And the answer? Bottom to top to bottom is 11½ miles! 😭😭😭 Wish me luck, because I'm going to need it!

I walk up mountains as if nothing is wrong. But deep down - inside my boot, my sock is slipping off. 

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